No Shit Gifts

Privacy

Last updated 2 October 2026

Short version: no accounts, no email list, no tracking cookies. Here's exactly what happens to what you type.

Who we are

noshitgifts.com is run by [ENTITY NAME, ABN]. Questions about this policy: hello@noshitgifts.com.

What we collect

Who it goes to

Shops we link to

When you click through to Amazon or Etsy, they set their own cookies so they can pay us a commission if you buy. What they do is covered by their own privacy policies. You pay the same either way.

Your browser

Your best score in the Santa game is saved in your own browser. Nothing else is.

Your rights

We don't hold anything that identifies you beyond a short-lived IP address count. If you want to ask about or complain about how we handle personal information, email us and we'll reply within 30 days. In Australia you can also contact the Office of the Australian Information Commissioner.